Written by EmDora
To the world, Cathasaigh is an average teenage girl; but to those that know her, she is... CATHASAIGH, THE DESTROYER! Okay, maybe not. But she certainly isn't an average girl either.
Whilst she resides in humble Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, she was actually born on a remote planet in a galaxy light years away. Through miracles of science, she is able to appear like any normal Earth dwelling human being.
Her home planet is a very musically oriented planet. There, she was taught instruments very similar to Earth's guitars, pianos and various other things.
No, no, that's not right either! Sheesh, who's writing this stuff?
Anyway, the truth is Cathasaigh really was born on Earth and has been living in Pittsburgh since she was born in 1842. Yes, that's right, she'll soon be celebrating her one hundred sixty-first birthday. She certainly doesn't look that old, does she? The secret is, when she was sixteen, she was bitten by a vampyre and given immortality. At first wary of her new status as a blood consuming vampyre, she figured she would make the best of it.
ATTN: THE WRITERS HAVE ALL BEEN FIRED
AND REPLACED WITH A NEW STAFF.
Please
Proceed.
Now, the REAL truth about Cathasaigh is that she WAS in fact born in Pittsburgh, PA, she really IS a teenage girl and she is not a vampire. Cathasaigh spends her time reading, writing and drawing among playing music and tons of other things. She enjoys watching movies, cooking and being with her family and friends. She also likes to don a mask and cape and help protect the world from vicious criminals...
ATTN: We give up.